Words & language·½ card
Breakfast Joke
One groaner a day. Age-checked, no mean stuff.
Example
Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
One a day from the bank — this is a sample.
How it works
A hand-picked bank of 500+ clean, age-checked jokes. Each kid works through it one a day in their own order, so nothing repeats until the whole bank is used.
What you can set
- Appropriateness dial (kindergarten → adult) — tune it per card. Picks the age band.
Age dial (1–20): Content comes from three age sets: dial 1–6 (ages 4–6), 7–10 (7–9), 11+ (10–12).